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Yep, just in time for the season of maxing out credit cards, we bring you the following:

The CW Personalized Bookplate

The CW Bookplate: All the Fun of Meeting Jen Without Actually Having to Meet Her!

The CW Personalized Book Plate

Since Cake Wrecks is a heavy book to ship, this is the easiest and least expensive way to get a personalized signature from yours truly for your copy of Cake Wrecks. The plate is a high-quality 5X7 gloss sticker, designed to match the interior pages of the book, and features our adorable tour logo Jockey in the lower corner. (MORE)

When ordering, be sure to tell me who to make it out to, and any specific messages you’d like included (Happy Briday, I want sprinkles, etc.) If you don’t have a specific message in mind, then I’ll just make something up. [evil grin]

Bookplates are $4.00 each. Shipping is $1.00 if you’re in the U.S., $2.00 for all other countries. And yes, we combine shipping!

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The Naked Mohawk-Baby Carrot Jockey Necklace

Because Your Friends Don’t Think You’re Strange Enough Yet. [SOLD OUT, AGAIN! WATCH TWITTER FOR UPDATES]

The Naked Mohawk-Baby Carrot Jockey Necklace The Naked Mohawk-Baby Carrot Jockey Necklace
  • The Naked Mohawk-Baby Carrot Jockey Necklace
  • The Naked Mohawk-Baby Carrot Jockey Necklace

At long last and by much popular demand, here it is: the world-famous Carrot Jockey necklace! Show your love of Wreckage, babies, carrots, and kitsch, all with one easy goes-with-everything accessory! (MORE)

Each charm is handmade with love (and strong adhesives) by John and myself. The carrots are sculpted clay, and are baked and sealed with a clear coat to give them a nice sheen. The babies are molded plastic. (No, we don’t make those.) Each charm comes on a 24 inch ball chain, which can easily be cut down to use as a zipper pull or bag charm.

But wait, there’s more!

Each necklace comes in a white gift box tied with custom green and orange Cake Wrecks ribbon. Makes a great gift! (You know, if the person you’re buying for is into that kind of thing.)

[Please note that this necklace is not intended for young children. The charm is a definite choking hazard, and therefore should not be chewed on no matter how hungry you are.]

Necklaces are $12 each, and supplies are limited. (If you get a sold out error, check back in a few days: we're working to get more batches made as quickly as we can!) Shipping is $3.00 in the U.S., and $4.00 for the rest of the world.

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